ooooo this looks like a fun prompt. I’m going with it!
The Lainie Levin Honorary Storytelling Theater
The Levin Weightlifting Complex for Teen Girls with Impostor Syndrome
The Lainie Levin Homework Grading Corner at Starbucks
Mount Lainieus: the tallest peak in Cook County, Illinois
The Lainie: a deli sandwich with chopped liver, pastrami, pickles, and Russian dressing
Legs by Levin: fitnesswear for Women of a Certain Age
The Levin Escape Room for Toddler Parents
…what am I not anxious to see named after me? People. It’s Jewish tradition to name babies after people who have passed on. So while the sentiment would theoretically be nice, I’m not a fan of the prerequisites.
Thanks, as always, for the Two Writing Teachers March Slice of Life Story Challenge. Check ’em out!
Soapbox: The Way I see Things 
THIS was a great post and a way to show some of your interests and passions. I am placing an advance order for you fitness wear for women of as you noted, a certain age! Really great post!
Thanks, Anita! It was a fun one to do.
love this and made me giggle. And maybe a monument would be nice too.
Thanks! Not sure what my monument would actually be…maybe because I’ve done so many different and random things? Guess the constant would be teaching, I suppose?
What a wonderful idea-and you shared so much about who you are. I believe you could actually make some of these happen. And those Legs by Levin will surely have a longer inseam, right?! 😉
Longer inseams, side pockets, and sports bras that stay together in the washing machine!
So many clever namesakes! I’m digging the sandwich idea. Love how your creativity and voice shine through in each slice.
Thanks! I had some fun with it. Of course, for the last several hours I’ve been thinking about all of the ideas I wish I thought of earlier, but that’s definitely the way things go…
What fun! I loved all the different things you could name after yourself–you make me want to imagine some namesakes. ….and I also loved the turn your writing takes at the end. Funny and thoughtful–my favorite combination to read! Thank you!
Thanks, Natasha. This really was a fun post to do. I’m surprised that the WordPress prompts are as thought-provoking as they are…
Fun post, Lainie! I’m on board with Legs by Levin, I’ll take one of everything in every color.
Perfect! And just so you know, there are side pockets. In EVERYTHING. And none of those namby-pamby sports bra pads that curl up or get loose in the dryer, I’ll tell you that!
Entertaining and clever, I may have to give this format a whirl. The deli sandwich is the one that cracks the code for me!
You should give it a go, for sure. It took more thinking than I was expecting it to, but it was fun!
Love this clever list… now it’s got me thinking . . .
Ohhh I’d love to see if you did this, too! It was a post that originally made me think it would be fun…and believe it or not, it took some WORK.
I always enjoy your posts and many times get a good laugh out of them. We all need a good laugh, especially these days so how about Lainie Levin’s Laugh Line.
Thanks! Lainie’s Laugh Line…I could get behind that!